Thank you for showing interest in submitting your site(s) to Quickie Invasion and Masturbation Invasion for a review. Now, we don't want to sound like school teachers or anything, but here's some points that we'd like you to consider and apply to your application. 

These are not just geared towards making our lives easier but they are primarily geared towards ensuring you get the fairest review that we can give you. After reviewing around 1600 sites between us, we think we know what we're talking about (the operative word being 'think'!) and we believe these factors will help you get a completely fair and balanced review. 

So give these a read through before you submit. Unless there are exceptional circumstances (like your site containing objectionable or illegal content) your site will be almost guaranteed a review whether or not you adhere to the points we make below, but if you want a factually accurate and utterly fair review then do make sure have a thorough look. 

We call them our 10 Cummandments! Can you see what we did there?! 
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1) PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK THAT THE LOGIN YOU PROVIDE US WITH WORKS! 

There is nothing more frustrating than having a great-looking site submitted to us only to find out the damn login doesn't work. 

2) Please provide us with a login that lasts at least ONE MONTH. 

We would prefer at least three months, but bear in mind that we may need to ask for an extension however long a login you provide us with as we may be particularly busy. You may also add new sites to your collection and we may need an extension to review those. 

3) When submitting a site, please tell us the date that the login expires for our records. 

4) We would be interested in knowing when your site was established. 

If you've only got a handful of content on your site and don't tell us that you set it up last week, then we'll just presume you're a bunch of slackers! We're not mind readers! Also, if such info isn't on your site, let us know how often you update. 

5) If there's any other information regarding the site that you think we should consider when doing our review, let us know! 

Stuff like niches your site fits into, whether you're a professional or 'amateur' set-up or anything like that. 

6) Any site that falsely advertises itself will be frowned upon. 

If your site advertises itself as containing a certain niche, type of content or performer and then doesn't, then we will mark you down. We don't believe in misleading our readers and if we don't see something that should be there, we will tell them as we believe it's our job. 

7) If when your review is published there are elements to it that you disagree with or would like us to possibly alter, please feel free to contact us. 

We obviously haven't got time to look at every bit of every site, so we may occasionally miss something in our review. 

8) If you're particularly sensitive about receiving criticism, please think hard before submitting your site.

We will never be personal or vicious with our reviews, but if you think you'll be upset by what we will always try and make - constructive criticism - then think twice before submitting. 

9) Please link to us! 

We would thoroughly appreciate it. After all, the more traffic we get, the more traffic you get! By the way, if you're not looking for a review but want to exchange links with us, check out our links page here. 

10) If you have been reviewed by us before but feel that your site has changed significantly since we previously reviewed it, then please feel free to re-submit your site. 

Just give it at least six months (unless you've REALLY changed a lot!) and LET US KNOW YOU'VE BEEN REVIEWED BEFORE. .
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Finally, if you would like to be contacted when your review is made live do state this in your submission. We are extremely busy and will probably not let you know unless you ask us, but will be happy to contact you if you so wish. That's about it, and we're looking forward to working with you!

Submit Your Site:

Now you've read our Submission Guidelines you are ready to submit your site(s) for a review!

How To Submit:

Please submit your site for review by emailing us at request@masturbationinvasion.com with all of the details listed below (It may be easiest for you to copy and paste the list into your email so you do not accidentally miss out any information we need).

We are sorry that we do not currently accept requests via a web form. This is to prevent spam and automatic requests. It's also a bit more human and friendly this way!

What We Need to Know:

You must provide us with the following information when you email us to request a review:

Your Name:
Contact Email:
Site Name:
Site URL:
Site Genre(s):
Site Description:
Username:
Password:
Password Expires:
Date site established:
Affiliate Program:
Reciprocal Link:
Any additional information about the site:

We're looking forward to reviewing you in the very near future!
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