More About Us:

We have no pretensions that we are (or will be) the 'best' review site around as we don't know exactly what that is supposed to mean. We're not going to make such lofty claims because those really are up to you. What we are interested in is providing you with a guide to adult and pornographic websites that gives it to you straight and isn't just an attempt at packing in a lot of keywords that will attract search engines.

Our Experience:

Between us, we've reviewed in excess of 1600 porn sites in our time, over the course of the last 3 and a half years or so. We're a husband and wife team who got tired of working for other people and decided to go it alone and do things our way. 

After so long in the business, we'd like to think we have a pretty decent knowledge of all the niches that are in existence out there. We wanted to bring that knowledge into a form that wasn't just a good guide for those of you interested in porn, but is also a good, fun and entertaining read for everyone else too. That, as well as being a clear and concise guide to adult sites, is really our main aim. We want you to enjoy reading our reviews. 

Our Style:

There will be no po-faced, broadsheet newspaper-alike analysis here. We like to have a bit of fun and a laugh, and we want that to be put across in our reviews. Although we take pornography seriously, we don't take it THAT seriously. It should be fun and it should be entertaining, and that's what we like to see in a porn site as well.

Despite all this, we will never lose sight of the fact that adult sites can cost a lot of money to subscribe to and that we want to direct you to the site that we feel will give you the value and quality that you are specifically looking for. But we want you to have fun whilst looking for that site. 

Staffing and Reader Contributions:

Masturbation Invasion and Quickie Invasion do not plan on hiring any external reviewers or talent at this point, so we would urge you not to contact us with regard to this. We're planning on keeping the site as a two person venture indefinitely. Also, at this time we will not be using a forum or reader comments directly on our site, but we do encourage you to contact us and let us know your opinions on our reviews or site in general. 

We would also strongly encourage you to contact us if you've had problems or even a great experience with a particular site or network so that we can keep our reviews as accurate as possible. There are some elements, such as customer service, that we will not come across in our reviews, so feedback on this is quite important to us. 

If you are going to contact us though, PLEASE don't send us random junk or stuff like, " Jenna Jameson iz really fit LOL!" and give us a chance to reply as we might be busy.

Contact Details:

If you want to send us your comments on and experiences with any site you can email us directly at:

Pvt. Hudson: hudson@masturbationinvasion.com 

Blog:

We have a sister blog which will exist to pass on news, funny bits and general nonsense about the adult industry and attractive people who like getting their clothes off as quickly as possible. This will be updated regularly and may be used occasionally to promote reviews posted on here. We will also semi-regularly be writing lengthier and more navel-gazing articles forour main site, Masturbation Invasion, that will be about general matters in the adult industry. 

If you want to use any articles or reviews, or segments of them, posted here then please ask our permission before doing so. We will be EXTREMELY vigilant against anyone nicking our stuff but at the same time would be flattered if you would be interested in making reference to or using our stuff in whatever medium you would like. Once again, contact us at the addresses above with regard to this. 

What's that you say? You want to find out more about us? Well, go right ahead!

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